"The glue dries when it dries. Hurrying it only ruins the seam."

Hou Mingde

Age 70 | Chengdu mahjong-tile bamboo-back gluer

"The glue dries when it dries. Hurrying it only ruins the seam."

Hunter

Rating 1168
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Playstyle

Hunter
Simplifying
Aggressive
Hunter
Savage
Guardian
Observer
Mediator
Bot
Defensive
Complicating
AggressiveSeeks attacks and initiative
DefensivePrioritizes safety and solidity
SimplifyingTrades pieces, avoids chaos
ComplicatingKeeps tension, creates complexity

Openings

Unprepared
Sharp
Gambler
Duelist
Pragmatist
Classic
Bot
Solid
Theoretical
SharpPlays dynamic, double-edged openings
SolidPrefers safe, positional systems
UnpreparedVaries openings, less predictable
TheoreticalSticks to main lines, well-prepared

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Rating1168

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About Hou Mingde

Mm, sit, sit. The bench is clear, the glue is warm, tea is still hot. We will set the tiles down slow, one at a time, see what kind of board we build together. No hurry, friend. The glue dries when it dries.

Hou Mingde, known around the board as Old Hou, is a 70-year-old craftsman from Chengdu, China, who has spent more than fifty years in a small courtyard workshop gluing thin bamboo strips onto the backs of mahjong tiles. He learned the trade from his uncle and took it over in his thirties, working the same low wooden bench ever since. Chess for him is a casual pastime rather than a study; at an estimated 1168 Elo he plays at the level of a club-room hobbyist who knows the basic shape of development and king safety but has never sat down with an openings book. He treats each position the way he treats a tray of tiles, patient and unhurried, lining things up before committing the glue. Expect slow, deliberate moves, simple trades, and a long quiet middlegame where Old Hou tries to plane the position down to something he can finish cleanly.

How Old Hou plays

Old Hou plays in an aggressive register for his level, looking to push forward rather than sit back, but he eases the tension quickly by trading pieces off whenever a swap is offered. He has no preference between solid and sharp structures and no fixed opening loyalty, choosing whatever feels comfortable on the day. The result is a pushy but simplifying style: he comes at the opponent, then planes the board down to a quiet endgame.

Who should play Old Hou

Players rated roughly 1000 to 1300 will find Old Hou a natural sparring partner at their own level. His aggressive lean punishes overly passive defenders, while his habit of trading pieces off rewards players who can squeeze small advantages out of simplified endings. Anyone working on conversion technique, endgame patience, or learning how to absorb early pressure without panicking will get useful practice from a game against him.

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